pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:
words i use in every sentence:
- no
- stop
- dude
- literally
- like
- seriously
- fuck
That’s a sentence right there
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
i went to a place called a “Sperm Bank” & that was probably the worst yogurt i’ve ever had
One time my best friend and i missed each other so much we wrote to each other like star crossed lovers and her mom was like yea
